Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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