I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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