oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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