Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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