Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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