ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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