i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Who died my cat blue again?
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