oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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