I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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