mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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