If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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