home. puking in laundry basket.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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