i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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