Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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