So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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