We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
True college students do jello shots in the library
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