they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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