i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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