i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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