I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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