I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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