We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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