everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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