How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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