Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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