did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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