We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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