It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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