How'd it feel making her break her religion?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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