Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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