2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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