I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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