he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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