he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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