Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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