Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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