well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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