batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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