we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just googled if crying burns calories
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize