But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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