Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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