And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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