he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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