Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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