i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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