I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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