I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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