Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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