Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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