Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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